If only I had seen this around Valentine's Day.

If it's boyfriend season, does that mean we get to shoot them?

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VD and Single, vol. 5.

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VD and Single, vol. 4.

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Wrap it up.

Okay, I get it. Not everyone harbors the same hostility towards Valentine's Day that I do. It's cool. I'm happy for you. Just remember to keep things safe tonight.

I'll be damned if I go to any baby showers.

What's a single girl to do? Oh yeah, get drunk.

VD and Single, vol. 3.

Allegedly, the opposite of love isn't hate - it's indifference.

So, show someone you care with an Anti-Valentine. With selections ranging from "Stop Talking About Your Fucking Wedding" to "I'm so Lonely," you're sure to find just the right e-card to express your undeniable bitterness/depression/spite.

VD and Single, vol. 2.

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