Faceball - the new extreme office sport

Coming to Jacksonville office near you. My recommendation, better start playing practicing with your own balls at home so you'll be ready for the regular season.

I can see BK having a mean AEs vs. Designers tournament.

Via How magazine - Faceball?

Urethra Rap.

I have a total girl crush on this little chick. She's just too gangsta for me.

Alpha Pig.

Three guinea Pigs fighting over a half-eaten cucumber... completely useless, or completely brillant?

You've never heard it called a boobie hatch?

A boobie hatch is another name for an asylum? Who else has heard of this, is it a regional thing?

(This is what happens when we get stuck at work after-hours on a Friday)

Crash and Burn, and walk away.

When it comes to watching sports on television, I really don't care much unless it's huge like the Olympics. However, my one of my best friends is crazy into the X Games, and sent me the above clip.

Miss thing doesn't go speechless very often, but damn....

Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger.

Allow me to list the reason why I am completely obsessed with the song "Stronger" by Kayne West right now:

1 :: Kanye rocks my socks. So much that I forgive some of the bullshit lyrics in this song.
2 :: Daft Punk rocks my socks. I can dig any song that samples DP.
3 :: Everyone I know, in every industry, in every city, is getting shit on at work right now. So the "makes me stronger" is a needed bit of hope, as cliche as it may be.

Homobombastic.

Just imagine the kind of damage a gay bomb could do. People would be permanently blinded by the reflections of disco balls and sweat on waxed chests! Walmart stock would plummet, while Abercrombie & Fitch and Banana Republic would skyrocket! Birkenstocks would eclipse high-heels as the sexy footwear of choice for women!

Oh, the humanity!

Happy Fuckin' Friday

The difference is, in Jax officers can handle their brownies.

Duval County has gangs? Word.

Treat yo mama right.

Don't forget - Mother's Day is Sunday!

Listen to Mr. T - call yo mama!

The machine is us(ing us).

I saw this video months ago, but totally forgot to post it. I suck, I know. Digital Ethnography by Michael Wesch, PhD, Asst. Prof. of Cultural Anthropology at Kansas State. It's probably the clearest way I've seen Web 2.0/RSS/Tagging/Etc. portrayed without totally dorking out.

Happier than a Pig in Shit.

Have you had one-too-many "chit chats" about the sexual harrassment policy with HR? When women slap you across the face and walk away mumbling profanities, are you excited that you get a great shot of her ass?

At Pigs Anonymous, the first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem. Created by and for players in the advertising industry, PA has all the support you'll need: Videos, an advice column, and a quiz to judge your progress.

If you know a pig who is unaware he has a problem, you can report him, and he'll receive a friendly e-mail inviting him to join the program.

It's true, scary things do happen on Friday the 13th.

This is for my peach-state visitors. Much love.

Ferris, the 13th.

Relax!

Temporary hiatus to get my head together. But Frankie says, "Relax!" Thursday will bring a Todoist so good it might just make your head explode. Just ask this guy:

Alanis, you complete me.

I'll admit it. I have a warm spot in my heart for Alanis Morissette. I came of age during "You Oughtta Know" and "Hand in my Pocket." I even loved the big-haired Star Searched Alanis of the 80s.

Which is why her cover of "My Humps" makes me fall in love with her all over again. This may be the song I have played at my funeral. Why? Because now I can die happy.

Børk ze chocolad!

It's Monday. Everybody could use a little chocolate moose.

Choose his fate: Grizzly man!

Grizzly Man

The beard: Shave it or Leave it?

Shave it, and let us see your beautiful face! Leave it, go for the ZZ Top look! Shave it, but leave a goatee and sideburns - the Joe Dirt look is hot! Shave it, but leave lightning-shaped sideburns! Something completely different - Leave suggestions in the comments!

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Please Passover the Coke.

Apparently, for Passover, observant Jews don't eat certain grain products, including the ubiquitous High Fructose Corn Syrup.

This is a big deal! No Skittles! No Pop-Tarts! No soda?

At least Coca-Cola is trying to ease the burden by producing sugar-based Coke during passover rather than the normal corn-syrup based. Word through the grapevine is the sugar-based soda is so much better, you should try some, even if you're not observing Passover.

Look for bottle with yellow caps, and the OU-P symbol:


[image via off the broiler]

Because sugar makes everything better.