Party like a movie star, don't get arrested like one.

Driving drunk sucks. It takes a lot of effort, getting stopped by the police is horrible, and the possibility of hurting someone (self included) is scary.

Because of this fact, AAA is again offering Tow To Go service for us drunken wretches who just can't say no to another shot of Patron.

Also known as Tipsy Tow, all you have to do is call 800.AAA.HELP (800.222.4351) and they'll hook you up with a participating wrecker company who will tow both your drunk ass and your car home. Assuming you remember where you live.

The service is free to AAA members and nonmembers alike, and runs through the first of the year.

This way when you call your driver "Sugartits" it won't be a matter of public record. [AAA]