Monday, December 18, 2006

Newsish: Freudian shits. I mean, slips.

"Semi Spills Load On S.R. 207" I have a friend who's a journalist. Sometimes, she writes double-entendres into her articles, just to see if the editors are paying attention. First Coast News, your news leader. [FCN]
There's a fine line between chic and cliche. An article that starts, "We're achin' for Clay," and only gets worse from there doesn't cross the line. It does a mexican hat dance on its grave. [T-U]
Men everywhere rejoice as an Ormond Beach judge declares that a woman didn't break disorderly conduct law by flashing her breasts. Men then stop celebrating upon remembering what the women of Bike Week look like. [N4J]
All things considered, I think the previous articles were way dirtier than the one that's actually about sex acts. [FCN]

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