Todoist: rainbows, ovaries, and general douchebaggery.

Friday: Parsons-chereographed dancing to the musical stylings of Earth, Wind and Fire and Dave Matthews Band. [UNF]
Fri-Sat: Joseph and the Ambiguously Gay Outfit continues to prance onstage at the T-U Center. [FCCJ]
Fri-Sun: Magnoliafest celebrates ten years of being stoned by taking a massive hit. If it ain't broke, don't fix it. [MF]
Saturday: Dignity? Self restraint? No! I want to be on tv! Auditions for Stupid Pet and Human Tricks for The Tonight Show @ The Humane Society on Beach Blvd. [CBS]
Saturday: TSI celebrates one year of not accepting plastic at the bar (bastards). [TSI]
Sat-Sun: Cultivate your inner Martha Stewart (sans ankle bracelet) at the Southern Women's Show. Save a buck on cover by checking out the link before you go. [SWS]