Monday, October 16, 2006

Newsish: It's news to me.

Public school is a bunch of crap, anyway. [FCN]
"Phat Cats" fired for inability to differentiate "Phat" from "Fat." [FCN]
Speaking of Phat Phucks: Asia gave us noodles. The French gave us pastry. America's contribution to the culinary arts? Deep fried Coca-cola. [FCN]
Paid for the illusion of safety, not actual safety: Forget the police officer who jumped into the river to save a drowning woman. The real hero is the security guard who heard her splash in and called the officer. [N4J]

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