Life imitating news imitating life.

The above clipping from this week's Folio (which cites my Feburary 27 post) is currently hanging in up the First Coast News studio.

I like to imagine it's stuck to the refrigerator with an alphabet magnet and little gold star stickers. Because "local media gold" really deserves a gold star or two. [FCN] | [FW]

Completely mastubatory.

Tony loves me - he really loves me! And to think, I've earned such adoration just for being a hopeless social butterfly. Well, social moth. Social mantis?

Above is my favorite (read: non-pron) return from the Google Image search "sexy blog broad." What a lovely complement.

Although I do feel mildly cheated. Shouldn't there be a big ceremony, where everyone gets dressed up, and gets drunk, and pats themselves on the back all night?

Oh, wait. We call that Saturday night.