From the shameless self-promoting "4" in every possible headline, and constant alliteration of Channel 4:

To Florida Times-Union's attempts on clever headlines, but not quite hitting the mark:

To our awesomely bad winner, First Coast News, who wins based on both effectiveness and quantity of puns:

Suspects corralled in the Golden Corral, the investigators who caught them were on a stakeout at the restaurant? This is local media gold.
First Coast News, we salute you.
2 comments:
"Steakout" would have been funnier. I would have been really impressed if they could have worked in Big Fat Yeast Rolls somehow.
Is Quincy's even in business anymore?
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