Drink and fight, don't drink and drive. That's the Irish way!

Oh, how I love Saint Patrick's Day. It's a time to celebrate the little guy from Lucky Charms, pinch some hottie ass, and generally be a drunken wretch without judgement.

Because of this fact, AAA is again offering Tow To Go service for us drunken wretches who just can't say no to another shot of Patron.

Also known as Tipsy Tow, all you have to do is call 800.AAA.HELP (800.222.4351) and they'll hook you up with a participating wrecker company who will tow both your Faux-Irish ass and your car home. Assuming you remember where you live.

The service is free to AAA members and nonmembers alike, and is available Friday and Saturday.

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