UPDATED: Todoist: A movie that sucks, people who don't.

Thur: Music, Drinks, Design, and People in black. AIGA Jax hosts the Annual Design Show @ Friday Musicale. Admission is $5/15 for members/nonmembers. [AIGA]
Thur: This movie sucks. What do you expect from Keanu and Vince D'Onofrio? Thumbsucker @ JMOMA. Folio claims it's free, but UC says $5/7 for students/public. In a mud-wrestling match of credibility, my money's on Tony. [JMOMA] | [UC]
Fri: Love, sex, art, music, politics - it's exactly like my life. Well, my life had sex. And love. And music. Ok, by "exactly like," I actually mean, "Not at all." Whatever. Shortbus @ San Marco Theatre @ Midnight. [SMT]
Sat: Complimentary beverages, gifts with purchase. New owner Texie celebrates with a grand re-opening. 6-9 p.m. @ Five Points. [VLT]
Sat: Note: just because a restaurant is located in the city, does not mean it's a "local restaurant." Seriously, Pizza Hut? Taste of Jacksonville @ UNF. Shockingly, Taste of Jacksonville is cancelled. Apparently, Jax doesn't taste like Chik-Fil-A and Larry's Giant Subs, after all. [TOJ]