Seriously, is the T-U even trying to pretend they're impartial reporters of the news anymore?

The above photograph accompanies today's T-U story "Now it's all up to you."

As in, "Now it's up to you to decide between a vampire Demmy and a Pubby who isn't even running for office in Florida."

Seriously, the fact that they've run a photo of Davis (bottom photo) looking so "Come closer little bat, I'll show you how Ozzy Osbourne does it" initally distracted me from noticing that the man speaking in the above photo isn't even his opposition, Charlie Crist. It's a photo of John McCain, Arizona senator and Republican powerhouse.

Sure, Crist is in the photo. Cowering behind McCain like a little bitch. This photo looks like it was taken just before Crist broke out into a Wayne's World inspired "We're not worthy!"

Now it's all up to you: the vampire without dentures, or the bitchy alterboy. [T-U]