It's like Disneyworld, only less sanitary.

Strap on your shitkickers, we're goin' to the fair!

Cotton Candy, funnel cakes, and fast rides. Never really knowing whether to blame the vomit on that last ride on the Gravitron, or that last fistful of deep-fried lard. Carnies gawking anything that passes in their direction. Mullets. Eating while knowingly being in proximity to animal shit. People quoting Joe Dirt un-ironically.

I can hardly wait. [JF]