If news breaks, but it's not news to you, did anyone care in the first place?

Southside: "He said he wanted to 'bang.' What's the problem?" T-U
Citywide: Color-coding is important when reminding people to register to vote. You don't want to slip and accidently help the other party. that would just be un-American. FCN
Riverside: These people's savior essentially said, "Eat me." What do you expect? T-U
Cap'n Obvious: Breaking news: Handbags are all the rage! Women can't see into their purses in the dark! FCN
OMG! WTF! LOL! We R Young. We R Hip. Just look @ R Headlines! N4J