Todoist: Is it really a week end when it hardly began?

Thursday: Get your drink on at Cocktails & Creatives. Get your network on, too. C&C @ Lemon Bar. [AIGA]
Friday: WWJD? Good Fridays premiere at 9th & Main. [DJ PZ]
Fri-Sat: More inappropriate jokes than a barrel of blackface monkeys. Lisa Lampanelli @ Comedy Zone. [CZ]
Saturday[am]: Florida has a beautiful Autumn. You just hope you're not working that weekend. Play outdoors at Art in the Park @ Riverside Park. [JxPrk]
Saturday[am]: Torment helpless animals with bad costumes to raise money for homeless animals. Dogtoberfest @ Dogwood Park. [FCNMHP]
Saturday[am]: Free stuff with an ad from this week's Folio. Art supplies never tasted so good. Customer Appreciation Day @ Reddi-Arts. [R-A]
Saturday[pm]: Bust out the glam and get soused the old-fashioned way at Moonlight Martinis @ Five Points Theater. [CFF]